Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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