How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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