Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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