Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Success! We fucked roommates!
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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