I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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