it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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