How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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