therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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