Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
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I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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