Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
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I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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