i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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