That's when you crack a 10am beer
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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