I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
