Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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