Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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