There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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