Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
