I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
