I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
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