how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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