But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
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I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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