I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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