I'm drive I can fine osifer
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
wow bdsm is so cute
its liver damage thursday
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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