living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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