so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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