i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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