Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
where does the pee come out of this thing
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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