we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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