honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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