Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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