I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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