So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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