do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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