I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
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I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
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Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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