They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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