It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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