It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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