okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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