thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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