I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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