Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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