can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Randomize
