Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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