I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
She needs sedatives and a leash
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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