I just threw up on my dentist
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
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You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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