Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
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just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
How external is "for external use only"?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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