HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
he had hair everywhere except his balls
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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