yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I wannas sexs uuuuu
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I can't turn off my feet"
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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