I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
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New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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