I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
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No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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