i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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