Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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