just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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