im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
