guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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