I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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