So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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