please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
